Merch Theophobia – “Theophobia” Vinyl LP

Theophobia bring unabashed ambition, humor and artistic indulgenge to  DIY. The type of indulgence that will remind you of the endless possibilities of music as an artform in it’s ability to expand our capacity of expression and take in the full range our experiences, processing the good, bad and ugly into something bright, bold, beautiful and big!

Theophobia is your your favorite glam or new wave artist who perform with a comedic flair, featuring a front person, Dylan Mars Greenberg, with the stage presence of the singer, actor and pianist, Liberace, if Liberace sat in on a Sparks or Meatloaf cover band at Max’s Kansas City in 1973.

Theophobia’s live performances skillfully display proficiently in performing their music flawlessly with the theatrical flair of a broadway musical and the spontaneous  banter of your favorite west village open mic comedy host.

Dylan Mars Greenberg’s love of performing never fails to draw the audience in. The chemistry between Dylan and her childhoood friend, Matt Ellin, who shares the songwriting duties with Greenberg, are evident in the sharp and witty banter that could be a comedic act by itself. The musical performance of an incredibly tight band including guitarist, Alan Worm, pianist, Michael Butterly, bassist, Nick Cerola and drummer Chris Michaels anchors a wildly ambitious project that credibly lands and satisfies. Theophobia could have been your favorite glam band of the early 70s, your favorite post-punk band fothe late 70s, your favorite college rock band of the early 80s but they are definitely your favorite musical act, theatrical production and auteur comedian all rolled into one in 2026!